Why I am not a successful human

If, like me, you also do not consider yourself as successful, then read on.

What makes me call myself as not successful? Simple. Go make a list of people that you consider as successful. Do I feature on the list? I confidently assume not. So I am not successful.

These are the reasons I have been a consistent non-achiever.

1. Nazar Suraksha Kavach.

I return home from a tiring day at work (it’s not easy pretending to be busy for 12 hours so many days a week) and to relax myself I turn on the TV. All I see on Entertainment channels are ads of Nazar Suraksha Kavach (wondering what’s that then click here) giving me various reasons to go for it and save myself from all the troubles. That is no matter how well educated and spiritually enlightened I am there is no escaping the wrath of a ‘buri nazar’ from people around me.

The intellectually challenged that I am for giving preference to logical thinking over these tried and trusted mechanisms (click here), I do not succumb to wearing a Nazar Suraksha Kavach on my body.

2. Unfair and lovely.

If I share my views on a religion I do not practice, I’d get a barrage of lawsuits thrown at me.
If I raise incidents of corruption being practiced somewhere, I'd receive life threats.
If I question certain people over their decisions, the lives of people close to me would come under a scanner.
So this means there is definitely something undoable in these actions.

Every year we get a barrage of new advertisements on TV depicting that your talent or degree or persona or diligence won’t fetch you as many rewards as having a fair skin would. Going by their consistent coverage on our Television it means there’s definitely something divine about them.

It’s my shortsightedness that I do not make use of these products for I consider god gifted features as the prettiest.

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3. Don’t follow any Successful Guru.

There are so many Successful Guru’s out there dolling out mantras for success. Mantras as in
“Recite these words from this book and you’d attain success in life”.
“Follow this procedure and there would be no evil influence on you”.
“My purpose is to help you, so keep following my sermons and you’d remain on the right track”.

Instead of believing in them I believe in philosophies such as all humans are equally divine, relying too much on someone else’s words restricts your own thinking abilities, and no one can solve your problems other than you yourself.
So instead of ‘Babaji ki kripa’ I receive a ‘Babaji ka thullu’.

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4. Don’t follow the herd.

I do not have a role model that I follow blindly. Because I firmly believe that every human has his / her own destiny and following someone else means we let go of what is destined for us.

I see people who implement life steps based on what others have done. If you consider someone as successful and they've been doing this, then thank you for further validating my prophecy.

So you see, my priority is to follow my natural instincts rather than follow someone else’s. I successfully let go all of it.

5. Chain emails.

I still get emails from people stating that bad luck would reach me if I did not forward it to 20 people within the next 24 hours. In all such instances I end up applying principles of Computer Science that offer no explanation as to how could 0’s and 1’s have such divine powers, and hence I end up hitting the Delete button. Beautifully disastrous steps.

But if you are unlike me and do believe in those chain mails then here goes.
Forward this article to 3 people in the next 16 minutes, otherwise a lot of calamities would occur on you.
If you are a medical student then you would not get married unless your studies are completed.
If you are a Software professional then you would get to work on a legacy project with nearly zero documentation.
If you are an arts graduate then your love interest would publicly address you as ‘bhaiya’ / ’behen’.
If you are from a business family then your folks would make you post graduate before you can start working.
If none of the above then the winning lottery ticket would be the one that you did not buy.
Which lottery ticket? Well, why ask when you aren't going to win it anyway?

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